Why I am voting Democratic

Got this sent to me and I thought you know, this sums it up pretty well. Read them all and consider just how silly some of these "talking points" really are, yet this is what many people are willing to accept, all for the sake of "Change"

This is This is why I am voting a straight Democratic ticket:

I'm voting Democrat because I have come to the realization that I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are grossly obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a much better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it or it's not being used to support the 2nd Amendment.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not really concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I realize that my head is so firmly planted up the party @#% it's highly unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view, nor ever bother to listen to anyone elses.